The "Lend a Hand" applies to those we
yell for when the backing is going on.
By the way, a witty woman said the other day that men always had the
advantage. A woman looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt;
Bellamy looked back and made sixty thousand dollars.
Mr. Robert B. Roosevelt, in his amusing book "Five Acres too Much" gives
even a more tragic picture, saying: "My experience of horseflesh has
been various and instructive. I have been thrown over their heads and
slid over their tails; have been dragged by saddle, stirrups, and tossed
out of wagons. I have had them to back and to kick, to run and to bolt,
to stand on their hind feet and kick with their front, and then
reciprocate by standing on their front and kicking with their hind
feet.... I have been thrown much with horses and more by them."
"Horses are the most miserable creatures, invariably doing precisely
what they ought not to do; a pest, a nuisance, a bore." Or, as some one
else puts it:
"A horse at its best is an amiable idiot; at its worst, a dangerous
maniac."
CHAPTER IV.
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE PETS.
"All were loved and all were regretted, but life is made up of
forgetting."
"The best thing which a man possesses is his dog."
When I saw a man driving into my yard after this, I would dart out of a
back door and flee to sweet communion with my cows.
On one such occasion I shouted back that I did not want a horse of any
variety, could not engage any fruit trees, did not want the place
photographed, and was just going out to spend the day.
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