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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, February 19, 1919"

D., _a
fashionable physician;_ Henry Swallow, _a patient. The scene
is laid in_ Dr. Pillwell's _consulting-room--a solid room,
heavily furnished. A large writing-table occupies the centre
of the scene. There are a few prints on the walls; two
bookcases are solidly filled with medical books._ Dr. Pillwell
_is seated at the writing-table. He rises to greet his
patient._
_Dr. P._ Good morning, Mr. ---- (_He looks furtively at a notebook
lying open on the table_) Mr.--ah--Swallow.
_Mr. S._ (_thinking to himself: Ought I to call this Johnnie "Doctor,"
or not? I'm told they're very particular about a thing like that.
Like a fool, I never gave it a thought. Still, I can't go so very far
wrong if I call him "Doctor." Besides, he's got to be called "Doctor"
whether he likes it or not. Here goes._) (_Aloud_) Good morning, Dr.
Pillwell. I've been troubled with some symptoms which I can't quite
make out. I think I described them in my letter. (_To himself: They
made several doctors Knights of the British Empire, and I'm almost
certain Pillwell was one of them. Sir John Pillwell. Yes, it sounds
all right; but I shan't call him "Sir John" because if he isn't a
knight he might think I was trying to make fun of him and then he
might retaliate by calling me "Sir Henry," and I should hate that_).


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