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Twain, Mark

"Tom Sawyer, Detective"

At least he don't ever pull off
his boots, anyway."
"The mischief he don't! Not even when he goes
to bed?"
"No."
It was always nuts for Tom Sawyer -- a mystery was.
If you'd lay out a mystery and a pie before me and
him, you wouldn't have to say take your choice; it
was a thing that would regulate itself. Because in my
nature I have always run to pie, whilst in his nature he
has always run to mystery. People are made different.
And it is the best way. Tom says to the waiter:
"What's the man's name?"
"Phillips."
"Where'd he come aboard?"
"I think he got aboard at Elexandria, up on the
Iowa line."
"What do you reckon he's a-playing?"
"I hain't any notion -- I never thought of it."
I says to myself, here's another one that runs to pie.
"Anything peculiar about him? -- the way he acts or
talks?"
"No -- nothing, except he seems so scary, and
keeps his doors locked night and day both, and when
you knock he won't let you in till he opens the door a
crack and sees who it is."
"By jimminy, it's int'resting! I'd like to get a
look at him. Say -- the next time you're going in
there, don't you reckon you could spread the door
and --"
"No, indeedy! He's always behind it. He would
block that game."
Tom studied over it, and then he says:
"Looky here. You lend me your apern and let me
take him his breakfast in the morning. I'll give you a
quarter.


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