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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, Jan. 1, 1919"

" This method of saluting is
not recommended to recruits.
***
The latest Sunday newspaper reminds us that it prints all the news.
It must do better than this if it is to keep pace with some of our
contemporaries.
***
Charged at Carmarthen with bigamy a soldier said he had no recollection
of his second marriage. Once again we feel compelled to point out the
advantage of keeping a diary.
***
It appears that one burglar has claimed his discharge from the Army
on the ground that he is a pivotal man and that several policemen are
waiting for him.
***
It is wrong to suppose, says the Coal Control Department, that
anthracite is injurious to health. The little ones all declare that its
flavour compares favourably with that of Brazil nuts.
***
Three cases of mince-pie shock are reported from the Westbourne Grove
district.
***
A woman has been fined ten shillings at Birmingham for putting cold tea
in bottles and selling it as whisky. One of the purchasers, it appears,
had his suspicions aroused by the peculiar taste of the liquid.
***
The KAISER'S health, says a contemporary, is still a cause of anxiety.
Not to us.
***
"SHOOTINGS WANTED.
"Woman (middle-aged, respectable) would give services for home and
small wage.


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